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You ever heard As Long As You Love Me by Justin Bieber??? That's my shit!
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Your connect in which you get your drugs, guns, whatever else available on the black market.
"My plug is an alien!" Gucci Mane
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an expression used to when you are about to cry, made popular on livejournal and tumblr.
oh you called me fat omg my creys
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My bro/brother- a really good mate and in saying "My drilla!" you are showing an intense respect, admiration and live for the person in reference.
I love Leslie, he's my drilla!
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A phrase that is used jokingly by a male individual to acknowledge and exaggerate the concept of "male privilege" or patriarchy as inspiration for their actions in a given situation. (Also: "It Was A Privilege")
"Go on a date with girl.
Take her to nice restaurant.
She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks.
Ask for the check.
The waiter places the check in front of me, not in front of her, not in the middle of the table.
Look of horror comes across the girl's face.
I reach for the check and place my credit card inside.
She begins to tremble.
Tears well up in her eyes.
I can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing.
I chauvinistically place the check with my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it.
The power of my oppression of this woman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her.
She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away.
The waiter returns to take the check away.
All is lost to her now.
Men at the other tables begin to stand up and clap.
Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry.
I feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in front of me.
I ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?"
"Y-yes... thank you," she says behind a mask of tears.
I lean forward, a devious, patriarchal smile spreading across my face.
And I tell her: "It was my privilege."
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You are where you should be and you fit in. You're in your zone and no one can stop your game. Whether you've moved back to your home town or you are somewhere new and met your type of people.
Josh- Man dude aren't you happy to be back in L.A. with your old buddies?
Anthony- Yeah man I'm back in my element.
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the new 2011 facebook joke, involves someone being called a something (a steryotype most of the time) then telling them to hold an object comfirming that.
man1: dude she called you a drunk
man2:oh hell no! hold my beer
man1:dude she called fat
man2:oh hell no! hold my cake
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