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5 Inches

a perfectly fine amount for a male to have. Do not be discouraged when woman laugh at your size as they do not even have 1 inch to start with.

Man, i whipped it out and she started laughing at my '5 Inches'.

by RealNiggaAndar May 31, 2018

172πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


April 5

A girl how I very pretty and smart she is really to get along with and all her friends love her. She is funny and always happy some days she will be tired

: Hi when’s your birthday

: April 5
: LUCKY

by April 5 November 1, 2019

96πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


December 5

National wear black day

December 5th is the day that you can wear as much black as you want and no one will judge

by Fudgenuggets November 14, 2019

309πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


November 5

The day to confess your love to your crush, and give them your hoodie, like your actually baggy hoodie not those shirt types. AND DO THE HOODIE THING BECAUSE IT'S FRICKING COLD IN NOVEMBER, you got? Okay. :>

The person who's crushing on a person: Hi (name)!
Their crush: Hi (name), it's nice to see you!
The person who's crushing on a person: It's November 5th!
Their crush: And?
The person who's crushing on a person: Here's my hoodie, and.. uhm.. I like you.. :/
Their crush: Oh! I like you too! ^w^ <3
AND THEY HAPPILY EVER AFTER

by Crush_Advice November 4, 2019

131πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


November 5

Throw your shortest friend day

Oh it’s November 5! Time to yeet my shortest friend!

by Lyniz November 5, 2019

34πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


June 5

national give your friend a present day

hey go give your friend a present bc its JUNE 5

by skskskandioopskskskskskk October 24, 2019

101πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


August 5

Whoever's born on August 5th is a bad ass bitch periodt. Ya'll other months could neverrr. πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

"She was probably born on August 5th cause damn she's fine asf."

by babycakes_ October 15, 2019

758πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž