table banking

While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash instead of going to the ATM.

I'm kind of low on cash, anyone mind if I do some table banking?

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running the table

Relating to billiards: Taking the break, then proceeding to pocket every ball thereafter without miss or scratch.

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Flip the table

An action taken when an individual becomes so frustrated with a game or task that they seek not only to give up, but to do so in a fashion sufficiently expressing their anger. Though most often used to refer to tabletop or card games (Magic the Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons, etc.), it can be used for any game or job.

See also rage quit

"That move was total bull! You didn't deserve to win, that was all luck!"
"Whoa, no need to flip the table."

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farm to table

Promoting to serve locally produced foods (e.g. farm) in restaurants.

See wiki definition.

Q - 'I'll bet you don't even know what "farm to table" means.'
A - Stand, think, turn around, leave.

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Table Wank

A stealthy act where one tries to catch a beat at the table without being noticed.

So I was over at my friends place for dinner and I totally table wanked while they cut the cheese.

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Table out

Mainly used in context of wanting to leave quickly; get out of here

Also another term for goodbye, Kind of like a "Peace out"

Examples:

"this is boring, lets table out!"

"I don't wanna stay here! I have plans with Jess! lets table out!"

"alright guys we're going, table out!"

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table nazi

When someone's anal about how you hold your fork or some shit at dinner, and proceeds to throw their utencils at you and break dishes in a fit to have you conform. Like my dad.

"What a fucking table nazi! All I did was slurp and he fuckin broke a dish on my brother's head; so I did it again, and so did he. What a fun game."

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