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Shitheads that ruin every sporting event and are racist pricks
that motherfucker from the ontario canada catholic school used racial slurs against other students during the game.
This type of business method is demonstrated in full by AL Ontario. Brilliant execution is put forth when employees do not input proper pricing, which in turn invoices customers upwards of $100,000 more than what is the national list. Clearly this procedure is beneficial to the company as a whole due to making its customers provide doubts in the trustworthiness of the inside salesman's ability to peform a simple task.
Brilliant Execution is also displayed when the salespeople cannot spell their title correctly and therefore making the customer assume that he/she is very intelligent, aware and has a passion for their position in the company. Overall these techniques prove to encourage a well working and synergistic company which can then take large market share now that everyhing is "well-oiled"
Customer : Hello i am fom ABC company, you seem to have charged me $90 000 for a $75 cylinder
Company: You know what? you are welcome i mus have screwed hat up by accident!
Customer: Thats ok you guys display brilliant execution in the ontario region in all shapes and sizes these days!!!
Customer: Excuse me sir, but do you have these simple and very generic parts that everybody in this industry should have in stock?
Company: You know what? we dont!! but thats ok because we can get them for you in 2-3 weeks
Customer: thats quite odd you dont, and i need them today!!
Company: Hey! What do you think brilliant execution looks like these days! We strive for back orders that inhibit production in all industries!!
Customer: OOOOO OK well then i guess ill see you later because if i go any where else you guys will just buy them out anyways, thanks for the brilliant execution in the ontario region!
A small town no one in the gta knows of. Full of bad soundcloud rappers and a bunch of boys who think they’re gang. Cops everywhere. You’re most likely to be arrested and charged for dumb shit.
“fergus, ontario yutes eh, always thinking they hard”
Smelly ass river town in Southern Ontario. School’s full of hicks. Only thing to do is drink in Barker’s Bush or throw rocks at trains. Downtown is gorg but gets invaded by tourists every weekend. STAY AWAY.
Weekend daytripper: BlogTO says Paris Ontario looks just like Italy.
Parisite: BlogTO doesn’t know shit. Take your SUV and drive back to Sauga.
Smelly river town in Southern Ontario. School’s full of hicks. Only thing to do is drink in Barker’s Bush or throw rocks at trains. Downtown is gorg but gets invaded by tourists every weekend. STAY AWAY.
Weekend daytripper: BlogTO says that Paris Ontario looks just like Italy.
Parisite: BlogTO doesn’t know shit. Take your SUV and drive back to Sauga.
Basically means the person is a massive cokehead, tweaker or some sort of drug addict and all around scumbag. You see and meet them all the time in Calgary and Edmonton. They come to Alberta to make money and because they made too many enemies wherever they're from, so they flee. Be cautious around these animals and be prepared for them to eventually fuck you over and disappear. Just when you think they're nice and chill, nope, they are scheming and devising ways to fleece and scam you. It's just a matter of time. NEVER lend them money, you will NEVER get it back. Avoid single moms from Ontario at all costs, the pussy may be out-of-this-world but it isn't worth the headache for what will eventually happen, just trust me. And they will never pass up any opportunity to let everybody around them know that they're from Ontario, they just can't help themselves. Often times they'll get jobs but then quit after they're eligible for EI to go on drug benders. Very well known to steal equipment, tools and copper off of job sites and selling them on Kijiji for drug money. Usually they lay on a really thick, exaggerated Canadian accent to mock you and when they are being condescending, often grossly overusing "bud" and "buddy."
They're usually on a war path and don't give a shit anymore, bordering on pure unadulterated sociopathy.
Derek from Ontario drinking with guys he works with at a bar "ohhh yeah bud i'm from Ontario eh? Oh fuck bud the Leafs are just right fuckin' pissin' me off like just win for crying out loud! Holy smokes any of you boys want to kill a cig out front?"
Out front "Oh hey can I bum a smoke off ya bud? I fuckin' forgot my pack at home like a fuckin' retard." *Lights smoke* "hey anybody got any coke I can buy?"
A month later Derek steals a bunch of impact drills, sawzalls, pipe wrenches and copper from the job site and sells it on Kijiji for coke money. Derek never returns to work and soon begins collecting EI and becomes a food bank regular to save money to buy more drugs. Derek finds a doc who will prescribe him Xanax for a small bribe, which he crushes up and laces with shitty coke and dirty fentanyl and sells it to highschool students.
A party dedicated to Personal Computers.
Person 1: Did you vote for the Ontario PC Party?
Person 2: Yes.