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Flat landers or city folks going north to go tubing, kayaking or canoeing down rivers and have no idea what their doing.
Look at them fucking paddle swatchers going in circles around the pond.
Like back-peddling refers to when you pedal backwards on a bike. Back-paddling is trying to back-peddle when you have no solid ground to stand on like in the ocean.
He still thinks he's winning, dude is just a back-paddling Pirate of the I don't Caribbean
A sport that is utilized for the unathletic, elderly and or just weird people. They will tell you all about how great it is even though we all know it sucks. Just quit while you’re ahead and pick up a real racquet.
Hey bro are you coming to my paddle tennis tournament? There’s gonna be a ton of old sweaty grandmas ready for you.
You technically hit a kid in the face with a 20 ounce steak
" come'eer you son of a bitch your getting the texas paddle".
When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means nothing to them
When he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I knew I was dealing with a real winner
When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means absolutely nothing to them - it gets you nowhere fast
I knew when he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I was dealing with a real winner
A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.
-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."