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Parasite

The 45th president of the United States

Trump is a fucking parasite

by Djcj101 July 21, 2019


Parasite

A selfish, opportunistic, pretentious, self server with the ability to charm its victims at best, and coerce its victims at worst to hand over what they want, without giving said victim anything in return. Normally leaving victim destitute, demoralized, and traumatized in the process.

A parasite may have many forms, from butt kissing college student to fascist dictator. Parasites typically turn on the charm to win people over, patiently climb the ladder to success, and then become tyrannical or just leave you for dead and move on to the next victim.

Synonyms: Mooch, Weasel, Hustler, Con Man, Hooker, Professional Victim, Politician

Bernie Madoff was a sociopathic parasite toward his investors. He gained their trust and completely exploited that trust to serve his own selfishness and greed.

by Butterfinger April 1, 2022


Parasite

Is a description of an ARK player called Wisearrow that sucks life/energy from a host or stronger creature.

A.K.A TheBummba

Bummba "Wise, want to go farm?"

Wise "yes lets farm"

Bummba will farm as hard as a busy bee, while Wise does nothing and gives his best impression of a parasite then tries to take credit for everything Bummba has done. Not only does he do this with Bummba but everyone because hes a selfish (lady part)

Wise "I farmed all this today on my own look at how much i've done!"

by Thebummba March 4, 2018


Parasite

In DayZ - A person dressed in full military gear, has at least two fully kitted automatic rifles, doesn't speak to you, dances around infront of you like he has ants in his pants, asks you at least five times if you have any 55.6 to trade and tells you that he is a soldier. When asked, doesn't know what an MOS is and proceeds to ask you for ammunition before sprinting off into the horizon, never to be seen again until you restock your tents.

Wow, that guy's a fucking parasite. All he wanted was ammo for his five guns.

by RoryDayZRP September 21, 2017


Parasite

Someone that keeps spamming the chat with "add me" or similar messages.

New Player: add me
S0m30n3: Okay everyone, here's how you block parasites...

by RavensFlight April 18, 2019


Parasite

A man who is clingy or possessive of his partner.

Jenny’s got a parasite and she couldn’t get rid of him!

by AntToeKnee Sapp May 3, 2023


rectal parasite

This is an individual who enjoys the art of ass kissing,ass sucking, brown nosing.

That individual has been in his ass so long as a rectal parasite their DNA's have become one.

by Oseola February 22, 2011