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a mean person, who possibly wears Dierdre glasses
"get away from me you nasty pasty, you should have gone to spec savers"
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A move in penis puppetry when the scrotum is stretched out and pulled tight to cover all of your genetalia. Therefore, your cock and balls form the pasty filling and your sack, the delicious pastry casing. Advanced performers of this move can also achieve the 'braided ridge' effect of a real-life cornish pasty.
We were having a show-off, and one thing lead to another: I ended up busting out the cornish pasty.
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A vagina that hasnt been broken in.
Jo- 'Claudia are you still a virgin?'
Claudia-' ye i still have a peppered pasty'
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A pasty slapper is a person who will hit a person in school and ask for a fight but as soon as he is threatened he will run away and tell a teacher.
Josh you fucking pasty slapper get here now so i can beat your ass.
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When you finish eating a pastie, and then take a crap into someone's pillow before they go to bed.
My friend drank my last pop, so I gave him a pillow pastie.
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A seriously bad case of Knob-Cheesecollected together during a long visit to Cornwall.
Before you give us a gam, you'll have to crack off that Knob Pastie.
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Looking like john king especially during the winter time
John is the pastiest bastard i have ever seen in my life.
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