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Someone is the opposite of the deliciousness that defines a Krabby Patty.
He was so gross, he was a Krappy Patty
When you pull a lot of hair off of your hairbrush, and it comes off in the shape of a burger patty.
Person: Woah, I just pulled a huge hair patty off my hairbrush!
Other person: Cool!
A hair style, like a bun on the top of the head that looks as if it has been kind of flattened but is still in bun-shape.
"Hm, I really want to squeeze a bon pattie."
"Oh my God, she has a bon pattie!!!"
The phenomenon of throwing up where the puke is extra thick and chunky and the resulting puddle holds itself together in a thick round patty shape. Can often happen after a big session of eating and drinking.
Man, I felt so bad after downing all that pizza and beer but after I laid down a stomach patty on the neighbour's lawn I was good to go!
Mike: "Damn I shouldn't have had that last plate of chicken wings."
Ali: "Stop your whining and lay a stomach patty in the alley over there. I wanna hit that bar up the street."
The act of preforming anal sex with another man. After he dumps his load in the condom you yank it off and slurp the semen out of the condom as if you were eating a freezie.
Old patty was getting his turd cutter pounded, once he heard his partner shoot his load he spun around and gave him a patty Mcswainous
When a dog shits so you pick up the shit and slap it back on the dogs arse
I’ma sloppy patty the shit outta that dog