bic pen

When you tried to not use the full word bitch and meant to write bich and typed so fast you forgot the h before you hit send. Then you end up with bic and just finished the sentence by adding pen because there are pens also named bic. It's an endearment.

"why are you being such a bic..pen"
"rude ass bic pen"

Pen Islands

An uninhabited group of islands off the coast of Canada, part of the Canadian Arctic Archipelago and Nunavet. It is split into the East Pen Island and West Pen Island

When I went to the Pen Islands yesterday, there weren't any people there.

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Epi Pen

The Epi Pen is the centre of gravity and fate as we know it. The Epi Pen attracts the force and level of zero and Τουρβονικό. If the Epi Pen is combined with an epic pen (which attracts the force and level of ∞ and the Ορείχαλκος Τρίτος) all hell would break loose and the multiverse would implode on itself. The Epi Pen has properties of C (Cenic) and ^ (^Vonhid>). The Epi Pen also possess the power to turn backwards on itself creating QX (Quertus Xeus) Motion. When the Epi Pen creates QX Motion, Physics and Quantumus (A form of Z* Physics) Physics is broken. When Quantumus Physics is broken, Retscev (another form of Z* Physics) will unwind itself creating an infinite loophole where different dimensions and Alternate Universes will collide and reenact the creation of the true HeRA Unisherse. The Epi Pen when stabbed into someone grants them the power of the Stank Dank Spin.

Person: OH SHIT AN EPI PEN! *proceeds to contract ∞ power levels*

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pen on a rose

HELLA OLD term (circa 1963/64) for a crack pipe due to the resemblance of the thin stem and the crack smoke "blossoming" into the shape of a flower.

Say cat, I needs me a new pen on a rose, Richard Pryor busted mine!

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Pen Island

A wonderful place where Pedo Bears roam and you can find rainbows, sunshine, and unicorns! There's a lot of good therapists there as well!

Pen Island is right of the coast of Virginia.

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pen you in

A play on the phrase "pencil you in" but adds additional emphasis on the intention of the commitment.

remley: hey wanna get some sushi tomorrow?
erica: most deff. i will pen you into my schedule.

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pen-bat

holding a penis up like a baseball bat in preparation for smacking someone across the face.

When she turned back around, she only saw his pen-bat for a second before he smacked her right in the face.

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