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some one with a real thick dick.
wow did u see yonathans pepsi can?! sheeeeeeiiiiit....
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pajama bottoms purchased from wal-mart by your mother because you work at pepsi.
mark has to stop at the gas station for pepto-bismol and paper towels since he is always using the bathroom in his pepsi pants.
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The worst kind of liquid diahorrea
I wouldn't go in there if I were you, Sean's just been in there and got Bum Pepsi all over the back wall
Karen has been ill for weeks bless her, I didn't have the heart to tell her she's got bum Pepsi all up the back of her dress
I was doing Mikes washing the other day and his Y-Fronts were completely covered in Bum Pepsi
That's the last time I felch Norris again, I ended up with Bum Pepsi running down my chin
The feeling of having an enormous butt shoved down your urethra, and then defecating, resulting in a painful, burning sensation. Symptoms involve two large bulges in the shaft of the penis, and a brown slime seeping out of the penis hole.
Friend: Dude! You've got a huge penis and brown dick sludge is dripping everywhere!
You: Yeah man, I've got g pepsi. It hurts :(
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Pepsi Blue is an art. It takes power to create something so great and powerful. Pepsi Blue is pure and perfect, having only 1 fault...that it no longer exists. It is imaginative; it is beautiful. It exists for the sole reason of pleasing anyone who drinks it.
If i ever meet someone who disses Pepsi Blue, I'm gonna beat the fuck out of them.
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The measurement equal to that of the circumference of the flaccid phallus of borat.
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A beer.
Boss: Timmy, ya' have one too many pepsis last night?
Timmy: Shmeh...yeah, I had a couple o' pepsis alright...
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