Trying to get famous though your family members.
An example of petty famous. Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol Palin trying to be in the spot light by being a competitor in dancing with the stars.... SHE'S NOT EVEN A STAR! fail....
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A late night hand job at the NASCAR RV lot.
Hey Brock did you hear Joel got a quick dick petty by Autumn last night in the NASCAR infield.
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Your lover, sweetheart, knight in shining armor, the apple of your eye. The person that you adore more than anything in the world
Oh, I love my little petty petkins!
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A heterosexual male who's a little gay, but only to a point; the in between for bi and straight.
Tyler: When I watch straight porn, I try to find the biggest dicks possible, that shit gets me rock hard.
Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.
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When your significant other has a specific place he puts your shit when he's mad at you. Everything from chocolate to make up. If its something that's important, it will end up in the petty cupboard.
My boyfriend utilizes his petty cupboard when we have a disagreement.
A person who is just the simplest of being petty; the state of being an asshole
John is being such a petty Russ
Verbal throat punch to one or many in a professional setting that allows you to keep your job. Similar to a professional "mic drop". Not rude or disrespectful however it lets them know "don't come for me".
I had to go pro-petty on my boss when our policies were questioned and they pointed the finger at me. Per your last email (see attachments 1, 2, and 3) we used your guidance to develop our current office policies. See right there where you signed off?