PHD

A PHD Is a pretty huge dick

My new boyfriend has a PHD

phd

perfect hair day

I finally have a phd

PhD

Pimpin' Hoes Degree

Me: Yo, Dawg! I jus' got me my PhD
Dawg: For real, Cuz?!
Me: Yea, man. I got me my Pimpin' Hoes Degree!

PHD

Post Hawaii depression

I'm not all that excited to see your spring break pics on insta, I've still got PHD

PHD

Permanent Head Damage

Friend: Hey! My cousin had a PHD degree .
Me: I even had a PHD , too.
Friend: Really ! Where did you get it .
Me: My girlfriend.

PHD

Pretty Heady Dank

you aint got no knowledge if you aint got no PHD son.

PhD

An academic hazing ritual designed to systematically dismantle the student's mind, body and sense of self. Those foolish and brave enough to finish get the opportunity to compete for a scare few jobs. You also get a hat.

Ah man Jane just finished her PhD, I knew it was bad but I didn't know that post humanity disorder was so bad.