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When my boy Donnie goes to a club in D.C. with no cab money to get home, then has a female that is overweight come pick him up, and drive him home!
Dude, it is 2:45 AM and I am drunk off my ass, it is time for the Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up!
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Dude 1: How to pick up a blue chair off the ground?
Dude 2: Go watch alantutorial.
The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task.
Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!
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Being tasked with doing something impossible
"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."
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1. Sex act where one partner stands on his/her head whilst the other kneels in front supporting the legs and performing oral copulation.
2. A place where Obama goes to be politically refreshed.
Barry and Michelle's sex life was a little boring until Michelle asked for and received a Brandenburg pick-me-up.
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1. (noun) When someone seems down in the dumps, or simply unhappy, you make them feel better with sex.
2. (verb) The act of fucking a sad or depressed person to make them happy again.
Guy 1: She's pretty hot, but just seems so depressed. Sorta like Kristin Stewart in all of her movies.
Guy 2: Sounds like she needs a pick me up fuck.
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the way that a redneck, usually one that hails from the Southern United States, refers to their pick-up truck. The added "'em" is the addition of Southern dialogue to the general name of a common type of truck, and usually makes the person driving appear to be of low intelligence
Cletus: Its a darn tootin fine day here in Mobile, Alabama.
BillyJoe: sure is Cletus, its mighty-fine. Wanna go for a ride in my fancy Ford F-150 pick 'em up truck?
Cletus: Yeeeeeeeehaw lets go!!!
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