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Someone who has no chest or ass.
"Hey, did you see that new girl Jessica yesterday?"
"Yeah, but she's a plank."
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Planking is the action of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it.
*sees girl lying down on street*
Guy: Hey what are you doing?
Girl: I'm planking.
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The newest, most extreme sport ever. It consists of lying like a plank across, between, beside, on top of, or along anything. It's extreme.
They are currently considering planking as an Olympic sport.
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PLANKING - also known as "planksters" the art of laying perfectly still like a plank of wood in weird places like on mailbox, a basket ball hoop and stairs. you then take pictures and upload them to the planking facebook page so other planksters can try to out do yours.
person 1 - joe i'm bored lets bake a cake or something
person 2 - baking is gay lets go planking stuff
person 1 -that sounds extremely dumb and dangerous but i love it lets go plank the Sydney harbor bridge!
person 2 - that's such a great idea and then lets facebook it!
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The act of laying face down, horizontally across an object whilst being photographed.
This trend exploded in Australia in May, 2011, gaining the attention of media the world over.
Banksy planked that weber so hard!
Planking changed my life.
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The act of rigidly laying face-down on anything(floor, rails, signs, etc.)
Person 1: "Hey did you hear about that guy that got arrested for planking on a police car?"
Person 2: "Well it was his fault. He was trying to do a plank that had already been done."
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Intended as an insult, used to describe a person who might be slightly stupid/dim. Irish slang for 'moron'
Person1: Hi... This... is... my... first... time...in... Japan... How... are... you... all...?
Person2: Ya plank, most of the people here speak English!
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