Hawked on the plop

A technique used in popular online video game Rocket League, when someone scores directly from the kickoff. Popularised by pro team Lazer Hawkz early 2021.

Adam: Oh is it in?!?
Brad: Is that in?
Doug: HAWKED ON THE PLOP!

Plop J's

This is short for pajamas.

I am going to put on my plop j's before I go to bed.

plop a whopper

to submit fecal matter into a lavoratory with extreme force and duration. (Is not truly a "whopper" unless your face is red, or your shit is red.)

One time, I had to plop a whopper, and my ass bled for two weeks.

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Plop tart

The act of deficating into a loved ones naval.

Last night Rodger's mom asked me to give her a plop tart. I obliged.

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Plop and Pray

The act of "installing" an air conditioner in urban apartments. This involves no hardware and normally occurs on the first sweltering night of the summer that arrives with little warning.

"I put in my AC last night, plop and pray."

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Indian Plop

While standing with a group of people conversing, you suddenly shit onto the floor without missing a beat in the conversation. This must be in a standing position, just like they did in the old days.

Me: So, I was out with this slut the other night.

You: Yea, she is a slut, I have fucked her so many times....

(You shit on the floor)

You: Next time I'm going to dip my hand in the honey pot!

Me: Dude, you just literally shit on the floor like an Indian would. That was a hell of an Indian plop!

You: Word!

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Plopping Bunghole

When one person sucks anothers penis until he cums then spits the cum into his/hers asshole, then the two people go bunghole to bunghole and farts the cum into each others assholes, thus making a plopping sound as thr cum bubbles from asshole to asshole

Dude, last night Jenny and I did the plopping bunghole, It did take while to clean all the cum out of our assholes.

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