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Loaf Poker

A male, typically homosexual, who enjoys giving anal.

Loaf: turd - as in "Pinch off a Loaf"
Poke: poke

Seth's back door is always open to a handsome loaf poker.

by DaAnonymous1 June 10, 2009

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Poony Poker

A Penis.

I tapped her with my poony poker.

by duke dynomite September 30, 2008

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Poker Jew

Someone that, even though they know that they hold a very good hand, bets the smallest amount of their money possible. Poker Jews usually succeed in poker, for their tactics allow them to suck the money out of their opponents without losing much of their own winnings. Usually frustrates the opponent- leading into a long, drawn out game of poker. Involves massive bluffing in some occasions.

1. Even though Brad held a royal flush, he still only betted a dollar, making him a poker jew.

2. A: " I bet one dollar."

B: " Dude, I put down twenty. This game is going to go on forever."

A: " I win."

B: " Screw you, poker jew! "

by Michaelhunt4 July 19, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse poker

to be homosexual, also known as arse bandit,bum bandit

the dick or penis being put in another mans arse therefore making your dick an arse poker

by wee_ross April 24, 2006

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poker night

An excuse for teenagers to get pissed up.

Teenager 1: Agh god how are we going to drink this week end?!
Teenager 2: Calm down, we'll have a 'poker night'!
Teenager 1: Good idea.

by The Master E June 28, 2007

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penis poker

A game played mostly in Norwich but also catching on in certain areas of France. Two faggots compete to see who can end up with the best array of cock merchandise....one change allowed. Winning hands might include a full louse, a hot flush etc. Also known as prick poker in some dialects.

James wasn't happy with Josh's dealing when they played penis poker.

by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

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strip poker

basically just a game of poker except you take off a piece of clothing every time you lose

one way to a.) win some money and b.) get a hot girl to take her clothes off. even better when you get to see some sweet pussy.

A: "last night i was playing stip poker with the guys and Sally and we got her to take all her clothes off"
B: "sweet"
A: "yeah, then we gangbanged that slut"

by mmmyeahrightthereohyes December 20, 2004

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