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A person that defecates in a hot tub full of people. To poop in a hot tub. A piece of crap floating in the hot tub.
"Dude, last night me and some fine ladies was hanging out in the hot tub, when all of a sudden, one of them released a polish swinger!" "Why didn't you invite me over?"
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When you Six Pack a baby and spin it above your head.
Christopher Walken was arrested for giving a polish helicopter to Suri Cruise
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To give a blow job. The next step after roll the dice.
Guy 1: She isn't ready to smoosh, but she totally will polish the dice.
Guy 2: Damn I could use a good dice polishing!
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The act of female masturbation.
Shawna became overwhelmed by her fantasies of Rick and began polishing the canoe furiously.
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When a guy deficates in their partners mouth and their partner proceeds to give them a blowjob afterwards with the fecale matter still in their mouth.
Man, I sure am hungry. I could go for a good polish milkshake right now.
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Another one of the countless names for masturbating. Derived from the movie "Almost Heroes" staring Chris Farley (RIP), in which him Matthew Perry portary Lewis and Clark. However, one should note that in the movie the phrase is not used to describe masturbation, but the various acts of sex. Over time the phrase has changed meaning.
10 bucks says he Polishes The Pewter thinking of that night those chicks picked HIM up.
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Putting a food item, usually a sandwich, under your armpit for the purpose of warming it up. Most effective after a hot day without deodorant. May also add a distinct flavor to the item being warmed.
Verb: That burger is getting a little cold, better give it a polish microwave before you eat it.
Noun: This turkey sandwich is a little bland. I think I'll stick it in the polish microwave for a while.
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