Pooch Butter

When peanut butter is used to lure a pet into licking ones gential area.

Dana gave her dog some fancy pink boots and treated herself to some pooch butter. (what a sick bitch)

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alky pooch

A woman who is otherwise thin but has a small belly usually from the consumption of alcohol

Lauren is really skinny but when she wore that bikini at the fourth of july BBQ, you could see her alky pooch.

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Pooch Eyed

Getting so exceptionally drunk that one's eyes share the dumb quality of those of a hound.

Shane n' I are gonna' head down to the bar n' get pooch eyed. 'Care to join?

fucked the pooch

The act of doing something very abnormal that results in negative effect

David really fucked the pooch when he got caught jerking off at school

screw the pooch

v.
1. To utterly and completely ruin a work venture, akin to "a royal fuck up".

2. The act of rendering something useless

3. To waste time. Usually connected to people not working to their potential.

"Bob really screwed the pooch on that assignment. Not a single stat was correct"

"Jen loves to screw the pooch. She has a world record high score in tetris on her office computer."

.... You know how (in the California highway construction) one guy actually works, while 3 guys stand around holding shovels watching him? - Those guys went to Screw the Pooch college to learn how to do that.

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Pooch Pouch

A female’s large stomach and/or BIF area (butt in front).

Also a term for the female womb.

Her pooch pouch was so prominent I just wanted to run up and squeeze it.

I hired a personal trainer to get rid of my pooch pouch.

I unloaded in her pooch pouch. I hope she doesn’t get preggers.

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cooch pooch

When you are giving a girl oral sex, bite her vagina as hard as you can.

If you're going to perform cooch pooch on a broad, buy ear plugs first.

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