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Me: What is Jon doing tonight?
Her: That fool is chasing the white poodle.
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A male who blatantly disregards sexism against men and campaigns for women's rights in the hopes of receiving a belly rub or a treat.
Sharon: "Men are such pigs, they just fart and burp and fuck around."
Harold: "That's kind of offensive, Sharon."
Ben: "Leave Sharon alone, Women aren't given enough credit."
Harold: "You're a bit of a Toy Poodle, aren't you Ben?"
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She looks sweet and kind with minor sluty clothes. Others see her as normal and kind and a little quiet. That all changes when you have a dick.
She will let any guy possible in her. Her favorite feeding places are bushes outside of other people's houses. Literally ask her to take off her clothes and they're off.
Her laugh will make you want to slit your own throat and her tight ass short shorts will make you throw up. She also has the curliest hair that she will not stop touching. If you smack her ass she will look pissed on the outside but will love you forever.
Never trust a poodle rat.
*HAS BEEN CAUGHT STUFFING BRA 3+ TIMES*
"Bro she looks cute"
"Nah man she's a total poodle rat"
Dang, my dog’s got the biggest poodle-tude today! One second he’s so sweet , then the next he turns into a gremlin.
Sick ass band of 3 females who jam out and spread positivity around the world
Wow jimmy poodle punchers rocked last night
The cutest,fluffyest dog ever!They will lick you to death,and cuddle you,and love you no matter what!
I love my little miniature poodle she's my little baby.
The biggest, baddest, strongest and most intelligent type of bear in the known world. Thought of as The Godfather of the Gay's of Atlanta. One who all will come to in order to gain guidance and help with any troubled situations. As well, if tricked by and with Lil' Bear, will immediately come to confess truths of the actions of Lil' Bear so as not to suffer the wrath of Poodle Bear. Loved and revered by all (except lil bear's alter-ego).
Man 1: " Who is that over there? Everyone seems to want to seek his audience for some reason."
Man 2: " That's the Great Poodle Bear. He can help anyone with their problems in the gay world. He knows everyone and everything from what I hear. It's a great honor to be granted the assistance of the Great Poodle Bear."