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The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidence—The only proof your poopie leaves is what‘s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes don’t even know they slipped out.
Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!
When you feel the need to poop, but it won't come out, no matter how long you sit on the bowl. Sometimes occurs in public toilets. Also occurs when you feel under pressure to move bowels, like when someone is waiting for you.
I thought I had to take a crap, but nothing came out.
Dude, you had a shy poopie!
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A terrible event where a person gets so drunk, usually from stealing Joel's vodka, then decide it is a good idea to start emptying their bowels all around the house. Ruined couches, carpet and beding is not the worst of it. When mommy finds said person naked in the closet covered in feces, yeah that's gonna top it all off.
OMG Did you hear about Scott pulling a Poopy Presty last night? He's never gonna live that one down. OWND!!!
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The worst insult you can possibly say to someone. It is worse than calling someone a poopy head or rarted, Or even a hecker. (apologies for my horrible language)
Person 1: Lmao you’re so stupid it’s funny!
Person 2: Shut up poopy beans!
a word used in place of a curse word when in pain so the user won't get in trouble for cursing in the house. (mostly used by connor but now being meat riddin by tom)
"Poopy Scaloopy! I just ripped my dick cheese"
A poopy ballsack is the worst form of physical pain possible that is used by many comrades. Though some people find this pleasing like the man working the corner at 3am
Da lawyer: DEATH BY POOPY BALLSACK
Poopy McGee is that one skinny, stinky kid at school that you always get stuck sitting next to in class.
"Daaaaaaaamn Justin, you're a real Poopy McGee.