Choking the Pope

The act in which a man engages in self sexual gratification by rubbing his genitals for an extended (or not so extended, I don't judge bitch) period of time to reach a physical climax, or "retribution"

"NO MOM! I AM NOT MASTURBATING! I am uhhh.....CHOKING THE POPE!"

"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."

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fool the pope

to masturbate
see choke the bishop

Those Italians love to take a nap after fooling the pope.

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is the Pope Catholic?

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?

This nonsense retort to a stupid or rhetorical question is often mixed with another popular expression - "does a bear shit in the woods?" - to produce variants like "is the bear catholic? does the Pope do it in the woods?"

"Did she come on to me?" he said. "Hey, is the Pope Catholic? Is Bill Gates rich? Of course she came on to me."

The little boy's father walked into the kitchen and asked his son if he was ready to do some fishing. "Does the Pope live in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?" the little boy answered.

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Pope Urban

Creator of Urban Dictionary.

Not only did Pope Urban I topple idols through prayer, he also created this dope ass dictionary.

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Exploding Popes

Exploding Popes can be several different meanings, but most notably:

A 4-Piece Rock band from Westchester County, NY;

A Fruity Drink they serve in local bars during "That time of the year";

The punchline to an old joke that nobody remembers;

Or the Head of the Vatican somehow erupting in a Fiery mess.

"Well, The Exploding Popes arent horrible, I mean theyre better than Joe's band, But theyre too soft for me."

"Lemme get an Exploding Pope!" "..what?"

"...And he said AN EXPLODING POPE!" "Wow man that joke sucked"

"(Newcaster) And we are greatly shocked, mortified, and upset about the Exploding Pope..The janitors of the Vatican are now cleaning up this bloody catholic mess, and are planning on making some Vaticandy out of his charred remains."

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Pope room

In a Portuguese or Italian family there is always a room, that no body goes into and sometimes has plastic on the couch. This room is designed and maintained strictly for the rare occurrence of the pope entering your home.

"Get the cat out of the fucking pope room it'll leave fur everywhere"
"Go get that baby Jesus statue out of the pope room, I want to clean it, just in case."

Pounding the Pope

slang for masturbate

He was caught pounding the pope