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taking a dump and a hit at the same time
Brought my bong to the bathroom to poo-pour-weed.
To make a situation thats already bad worse!
Man, why the fuck are pouring salt on the wound?
Oh yeah... why dont you keep pouring salt on the wound, it's only going to make things worse!
I think I just fucked shit up even more by pouring salt on the wound.
A phrase that may be used by a bandleader to suggest a player to use more articulation, usually in a jazz band.
"Drummer": *plays the drum kit"
"Bandleader": "Pour some sugar on that."
"Drummer": *tries to play with more articulation*
Also known as a "CPD", is a device used to aid in the pouring of liquids. Most commonly used with bagged milk, but can be used with almost anything requiring pouring.
TheJoker: Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
Eldee: No, the CPD is mine, I love CPD's, they're so cool.
TheJoker: I know
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Once i tasted her atomic sauce i immediately poured out a jumbo.
Before she could even unbotton my trousers, i poured out a jumbo.
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THE WRONG WAY TO GO !! aka Something a dumb ass catastrophic bimbo does
Katy: hey Sara do you want some cereal
Sara: yeah sure, but why are you pouring the milk first, the cereal obviously goes first bimbo 🙄
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the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you're wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.
mother: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna put the cereal first-
mother: *already as dialled 911 and the military force*
mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment
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