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a fucking asshole in roblox hit game, HOURS. bro will fuck you up and make you give head to him DAILY.
yo who's resident mind - all the world's prayers
you're gonna get your ass beaten
To take a shot in the dark. To ride recklessly or with abandon.
Idk, I'm comin in on a wing and a prayer.
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SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.
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The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.
After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).
Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.
Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam
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A time where brothers and sisters in Christ come together and pray, confess, worship, and fellowship in a nocturnal setting.
Amos "Hey Jenny you coming to the prayer and worship night?"
Jenny "no I have homework"
Amos "But what about Jesus!?"
Jenny "haha ok I'll sherk my responibilities and come!"
To spontaneously and with little to no warning, begin praying with strangers you just met. Most of the time this is done holding hands.
They seemed like very nice people and right before we turned to walk away, he asked me "can we pray?". Before I could respond he reached for my hand, and prayer-jacked me.
The act of taking a large dick without anal douching before hand.
Omg he got with a guy with big meat without douching before hand. It was a poke and a prayer.