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When a man can't be faithful to their partner and "keep it in their pants" they have a zipper problem.
Jake: Where is Tony?
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.
Things that don’t matter but matter to you.
“I wish I had funko problems.”
“Oh you didn’t get that funko pop? Sounds like you got funko problems.”
“Got an L today? Damn sounds like funko problems.”
“What’s the matter you seem upset?
Oh I got funko problems.”
A large humanoid. Usually displaying symptoms of over eating and a blatant disregard for the plight imposed on poor old gravity.
"We need to changes seats. Gravity's problem over there is breathing so heavily I can't hear the dialogue from the movie."
when unbeknownst to you, someone is hacking into your computer system
"met this geezer, didn't snog him, so now he's hacking in to my computer and giving me pc problems - that said he's a very successful pc flirt..."
Something my wife keeps telling me I have.
"Maybe I wouldn't have a drinking problem, if you didn't have a problem with BEING A NAGGING BITCH ALL THE TIME!!!"
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When a girl acts like she owns the world and that everyone should bow down to her. Most often a spoiled brat that doesn't realize her shit stinks; and, acts overly dramatic to bring in as much attention as possible.
She has a princess problem and her boyfriend can do nothing about it.
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A condition in which a person's (usually a man's) butt crack is partially exposed when he leans or bends over and his shirt rides up and/or his pants ride down.
That husky plumber has a real crack problem when he works under the sink.
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