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Procrastinativity

pro·cras·ti·na·tiv·i·ty (proh-kras-tuh-nuh-tiv-i-tee) -noun

1. The inciting act of procrastination that gives birth to further procrastination.
2. That which college students everywhere participate in when reports are coming due.

So I was reviewing some background information on Wikipedia this morning, then I had a procrastinativity moment when I saw a related link to a completely unrelated topic that was nonetheless relevant to my interests. Several hours later I realized that I had to leave for class, without having done any actual work.

by Mattoco May 20, 2008


The Procrastinator

A sex move in which the partner on top shaves their dick/coochie onto the other partner.

My life has been so much easier since I started doing The Procrastinator. Soaks up all the jizz.

by Raccoonzilla April 16, 2020


Procrastinal

The act of procrastination.

My brother is very procrastinal when it comes to chores.

by My wife is wrong July 14, 2019


Procrastinating

What you are doing right now. Get back to work you lazy.

What should I do instead of my homework. I can watch Netflix for 42 hours. Go Procrastinating!

by ProcrastinatingNursingStudent April 22, 2015


Procrastinating

I'll tell you tomorrow...

He is totally procrastinating

by bcmwolverine May 14, 2014


procrastinating

to delay or postpone doing something, waiting until later do do an action

Plasma November 22nd at 7:25 PM
"I'll play tomorrow 100% ok"

Plasma November 23rd at 4:40
"not rn"

Plasma is procrastinating playing Terraria with his friend Daniel

by notnotDaniel November 26, 2018


Procrastinating

What you are doing right now

"what are you doing"

" looking up the definitions o f random words on urban dictionary"

"Oh you mean procrastinating"

by Jsfadd February 7, 2015