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A fat girl with small breasts. She is usually ugly and shaped like a pumpkin. Only wanted on Halloween for decorations or costume idea.
I dumped my dumpy pumpkin yesterday. She can join the rest of the patch.
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Classic spin on cheater cheater pumpkin eater eats all the pumpkin slang. If someone’s a cheater say this
Oh yeah Zane.. his cheater cheater a pumpkin eater he eats all the pumpkins
Give me the bread. No I Don’t Want That hungry pumpkin
“Give me the bread. No I don’t Want that. Give me the hotdog” said the hungry pumpkin
v. Exhibiting an irrational hatred of Bill and Hillary Clinton. A reference to Indiana Congressman Dan Burton's attempts to prove the Clintons killed Vince Foster by shooting a pumpkin for "forensic evidence."
Edwards Supporter: Hillary wants to SELL YOUR CHILDREN TO WALMART.
Normal Dude: Man, that guy needs to chill out and stop shooting pumpkins.
Replacing the F-Word around the Fall holidays with Pumpkin to describe delicious treats and fun activities.
Craig: What's taking you so long at Dunkin Donuts?
Jess: I'm waiting for my Mother Pumpkin coffee.
Also known as Spanish breeches, these types of hose or pantaloons with pleats and open slits were worn chiefly by men during the seventeenth century, but are now only worn by cosplayers or employees at Renaissance fairs today.
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Hey, do you see that guy over there wearing the pantaloons?"
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "You mean the one with the pumpkin pants?"
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Uh huh. He's got sexy legs."
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "Gross!"
You carve out a pumpkin as you usually would, you can even carve a face in it if you want add some flavour. But instead of putting a candle in it you take a dump in it and instead of leaving it on your own porch you leave it on your sworn enemies porch.
I left a Dirty Pumpkin on my ex’s porch last night lol