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Someone who acts gay but truly isn’t
Bro: *acts super gay*
Bro 2: Dude are u gay?
Bro: Nah bro i’m straight
Bro 2: Ur a shadow queer
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Much like cruising for chicks. Queer Surfing is the act of going out to intentionally meet and possibly take home a queer.
Dude last night I went to the bar and I got so drunk I started Queer Surfing.
A man with so much detail into his beard that it becomes queerish in its own disign.
Look at shane's "Queer beard"!
A queer with tiny balls also known as JQ
"My boyfriend has small balls"
"O so he's a Japanese queer"
"Hahaha yeah"
a fruitier way of saying imbecile you idiot
lucyna: kicks bum
niamh: what are you doing you janky queer?!
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A game played by young school children, wherin they throw a football to one another and attempt to tackle the person holding the ball.
Ralph: Hey Timmy, wanna play smeer the queer?
Timmy: No way, that game's for fags.
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A hot ass straight dude who likes to show of his muscular body, and brand name underwear around some dorky gay or bicurious guy. He will immediately bring up his girlfriend into the conversation, but still attempt to carry on a "friendly" conversation with the gay guy as if to say "look but don't touch." Like female cock teases, the queer teases' actions are selfish, ego pumping bullshit that expresses contempt for those "lesser" than him, as well as a desire to maintain and perpetuate the status quo by putting the gay "nerd" in his place simply by being better than him, rather than actually calling him out as a nerd.
queer teases are evil dumb shits, and true geeks should immediately get sarcastic on their stupid jock asses and then leave immediately, perferably with a completely offensive and off color remark, or even just a plain insult like "your music sucks" or "your culture sucks", etc. Since most queer teases like to listen to shitty rap songs like "N Love Wit a Stripper" , insulting their music is safe, and totally accurate.
gay dude's friend: that jock dude is really friendly with you.
gay dude: yeah, but he's just a queer tease. He wants me to know he's better than me.
gay dude's friend: What a dumb deusch.
gay dude: yeah! Fuck him!
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