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The most perfect man. He has an unassuming amount of power and carries himself with pride. He makes for an excellent life partner due to how honourable, ridiculous,and hairless he is. He generally loves historical accuracy, snacks, eye kisses, the 1990s and birds that feed the babies.
His turn-offs include communism, neck beards and Jane Fonder.
“I have never met anyone as Randall as that guy”
A person with a square head (Carlos Magallanes) because the character has a big square head.
Whoa! Is that guy an EJ Randall?
Randall Comly was once the king of simps but ever since he got shot and taken into custody for dealing meth or something, his title of “The King of Simps” has now been passed down to Isaac “Little Bart” Simpson
“Dude did you hear about what happened to Randall Comly, The King of Simps?”
“Yeah, man, looks like it’s Simp Prince Isaac’s turn to take the throne”
1. Someone has no chill and isn't afraid to share their opinion
2. Someone who gets excited by scandals
1. 'Aaron was very blunt with his opinions'
'Yeah, he's such a Billy Randall'
2. 'Did you hear Brad Pitt hit Zayn Malik? I'm being such a Billy Randall over this scandal'
Aka Master coochie snatcher
Biggest cock on the jv team
Known for doing ur sister mom and gramma
Its so small compared to randall wise s cock
NOUN:
A Love Crook, A Female that steals your heart with a kiss right under your nose.
VERB:
¹ The ability to say and do anything in a relationship while disabling the male into submission and passively standing by while she diminishes his money and drugs usually with another man.
² manipulating a date during a mountain camping adventure into tresspassing and skinny dipping in resort hottubs. Usually requesting massage for her own pleasure but before sexual activity commences she runs off to another man in the city and there's nothing you can do.
A combination of the words Vandalised and Ran Through
Adjective:
¹ Generational shop lifting skills, and the ability to remove anything from the store she can lay her hands on.
²Her ability to not be spotted stealing because her beautiful giant boobs blind or debilitate loss prevention or boyfriends rational thinking and defences
I was tryin to get laid with my drug money but I fell asleep too early and the Randallizer took me for everything