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1. A political system requiring no personal accountability.
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Many religions have been invented over the centuries, but now, finally, our benevolent and slightly annoyed maker has decided to reveail Itself.
It is obvious, just look around you, that the world was created by a giant, Flying Spaghetti Monster! (blessed be his noodley appendage).
God is real, and he is made of Pasta!
Now sit back, relax, and be peaceful while munching on some Spag Bol. There is no hell, there is only the love of the Noodley Embrace.
All Hail FSM! rAmen!
Person One:Want some tomatoe,basil and garlic pasta?
Person two: Yes please. Ahh, this is the life.No silly made up religion for me.
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1. A form of poison absorbed through one's ears. It consists of little more than lies and illogic.
2. A form a mental retardation in which the infected abandon all sense of logic for magical fairy tales and irrational explanations for events too complicated for the poor, infected fools to comprehend.
3. A lie told often enough to become accepted as truth.
Can God create a stone which he cannot lift?
If so, he cannot lift the stone, and is therefore not omnipotent.
If not, he is also not omnipotent.
Why doesn't God heal amputees? Religion is not real.
Fewer Christians have read the Bible than non-Christians. The reason being that the non-Christians who read the Bible had been Christian at the time, and came to see the contradictions and lack of proof as evidence of its invalidity.
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<Insert the worst* insult you can possibly comprehend here>
* Worst as in 'mentally painful', not worst as in 'not particuarly insulting, actually'.
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Something sent by G-d, or maybe just other people, to annoy the s*** out of humans and make their lives miserable. Religion is one of the main tools of seperating people. It is also the main cause of war and hate. Still, it's said to be love. There are many different types of religions and even within those religions there are different groups. For example, there are some people who interpret their religion to mean "Stay out of things" while others believe their religion means "Blow up a country, kill innocent people and serve your G-d!"
I doubt G-d's plan for religion was meant to be like this.
I wish religion never existed because when I think about it, my head hurts horribly.
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has always been used to control and manipulate and brainwash the masses
But Jesus Christ spoke against this.
^Because he is the coolest!
A personal relationship with Jesus Christ is the only cure for religion.
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