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Someone who reads marsiyas, salaams, Nohas, etc and thinks he’s going to heaven cause of looking like he has some status in the community for being religious AND ‘cool’
Upon further investigation said fuck boy usually never dropped his balls, and developed a low enough pitch just to do the right thing
Uhlee mowe-sin is a religious fuck boy
Aka. G.C.R.I. or just generational consistency, When the religious beliefs of an individual match their parents, guardians, and or grandparent’s religious beliefs. The more generations from the same family who have the same beliefs, the stronger the generational consistency is.
Lynda: Hi. I’m Lynda. I noticed you are new to this temple, so I figured I would introduce myself.
Jordan: I’m Jordan. I just moved here from Detroit, Michigan. So how long have you been involved in this temple?
Lynda: I have been involved in this faith my whole life. I have generationally consistent religious identity. Four different generations of my family, previous to mine, have gone to this temple.
Jordan: That is a long line religious devotion in one family. Very impressive.
Lynda: Indeed, it is. Thanks.
Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.
When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")
Oooo... Yeah... Sorry. Still going to kill it but... Gonna feel worse about it now... But hey, I already promised Jim I'd get him a new one so... There's that. You want to share his or... You want your own? Morgue wants to be one so imma give him like a Daedric plane or something... I donno.
Hym "Hey, I like religious people, man. Aside from your reality monster wanting you to kill me for not worshipping it... We don't really have a problem on my end. But, yeah, after seeing Battle Beast I am like 100% sure I should have been a lion-man and I WILL NOT BE DENIED!!!"
Oh yeah shit my guys that's pretty bad. I see how you would think that that is my fault.... Buuuut...
Hym "Oh who that seems like a pretty egregious case of reverse religious persecution. That's what you get for being too much better than everyone shit-brain. Hahaha! Oh-boy-oh-jeez This is like that time in DC where the fated battle between Orion and Darkseid finally takes place (I think it's Infinite crisis?) And Darkseid is, like, aware of the prophecy and shoots a magic gun... Into the future... To shoot Orion as Orion kills Darkseid... And Darkseid... Positions himself in such a way... That it leads him to fall ON TOP OF the DC universe... That was tight. This is like that. Except I'm not dead... And Orion is STILL dead... And I just stand back up and fart as I walk way from the freshly destroyed Universe..."
Iam "Oh shit wow... That is spooky. My bad."
Someone who is a very big fan.
"I'm a religious watcher of your shows."
Religious corruption is a form of extreme corruption that occurs when one religion starts working for the best interests of another more powerful religion. A defining characteristic of religious corruption is that those embracing it start maintaining secrets that are passed down from one generation to the next.
She says she's of religion A but her behavior is harmful of religion A and would actually make more sense if she was of religion B. Sounds like we have a case of religious corruption!