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waiting for someone to do or say something on facebook similar to what they have called you out on previously so you can get revenge on them. This can sometimes take weeks or years but so worth it!
This can include misspellings or calling you out on something that you did that was embarrassing or lied about
Carrie's facebook status: I had an awsome day today!!!
Dawn's comment: awesome is the correct spelling
This is where Facebook revenge comes in
six months later...
Dawn's facebook status: My life sucks latly!!!
Carrie's comment: LATELY is the correct spelling!!!! BOO-YA!!!!
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(Only applicable to females and homosexuals.) Noun. The act of attending a party, and taking laxatives and drinking large quantities of water 1-5 minutes prior, and then show up pretending to be intoxicated. One then proceeds to flirt profusely with a male who has deeply wronged you, or whom you simply despise, and begins to lure him to a secluded area, where one proceeds to encourage strictly anal sex. Once he is in, you proceed to let loose your bowel movement that has been building up the past 15-30 minutes. As a result, the object of your hatred is sprayed and ideally becomes covered with runny fecal matter, and quite possibly develops a severe bladder infection.
"Aw, dude, i got a bladder infection after Mary Anne pulled a Chocolate Revenge on me for nailing and bailing on her sister."
" You should have seen the look on Todd's face after I took my Chocolate Revenge on him last night."
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To have sex with someone your victim hates for the express purpose of using it to get back at them in a future argument
My husband hates the guy next door, and I think he's cute, so he's an ideal revenge fuck if my husband ever hurts me.
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i.e. When one attempts to kill a roach and fails.
After this violent act of attempted insecticide, one thinks "oh well..." and casually continues his or her prior activity as if nothing had transpired.
A few moments later, you're chillaxin' and it's business as usual. Then, like a freakish bat out of hell, said roach rises from the shadows to exact vengeance on your ass and jumps ALL UP on YOU! and crawls ALL over your SHIT! and your just RUNNIN' AROUND whilst SMACKING yourself in an attempt to KNOCK it off! AND ALL HELLFIRE BREAKS LOOSE AND HOLY FUCK!!!
Marty: (Stops drinking for a moment and tries to stomp a fleeing roach) ... Bastard got away.
Michael: Don't kill roaches.
Marty: Why, cuz they'll come back to get me... (scoffs and resumes trying to flirt with the cute brunette)
Micheal: (Moments later) Roach revenge mofos! ON YOUR SIX MATAY!
Marty: (Frantic as the roach climbs his leg) Huh... Shitfire! Get it off me! HUAAHHHHH!
Micheal: What'd fuck I tell you?
Marty: Shut up.
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Revenge cuckold to the attempted cuckold milf
With malice and forethought
She cheated on him dude that guy is prettier than most women his age
Yeah he ended up with the sweetest plum Kat and he fell in love and feasted in the afterwife experience
Such a revenge cuckold
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Excessive rambling caused by nervousness, imbibing of too much liquor, a large ego and/or a high IQ.
All I meant to do was call and see what he was up to, but by the end of the conversation about my dog's middle name and my choice of birth control it was apparent that I had suffered from Verbazuma's Revenge.
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just saw the trailer for it... holy shit... HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
this will be the best of the 6 by far. Darth Sidious with a lightsaber... goddamn!
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