Reverse date

A date where you do what a normal date/relationship would do in opposite flow.

A normal date: awkward convo, meal, sex, sexting/booty calls

Reverse date: sexting/booty calls, sex, meal, awkward convo

"So I went on a reverse date last night"

"How did it go?"
"Well, during the awkward conversation I finally learned her name and stopped calling her by her okcupid handle"

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Reverse Declan

The act of eating Starbursts out of a women's vagina.

Bob- Dude, I did the Reverse Declan on Stacy last night.

Kyle- No way!

Reverse Redwings

When your nose bleeds while performing oral sex on a woman.

redwings

I breath through my nose when I give head.
Last night something strange happened.
It was dark but I knew the taste of warm copper flowing down my throat was blood. I had a nose bleed at the most inopportune time.During oral sex. Before she knew what was going on I kicked in the tornado tongue and managed to finish her off before staining the sheets.
Running on instinct alone I earned my "Reverse Redwings".

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reverse twisty

In porno, when a male actor is jerking off and he turns his hand "upside down" so that his thumb and forefinger are facing "down" toward his body and the palm is on top of the penis.

Peter North was yanking it and all of a sudden he turned his hand over and gave himself a reverse twisty.

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russian reversal

when a sentence is reversed by swapping the noun and the "you", then adding an "in soviet russia" at the start...

russian reversal:

"in soviet russia food cooks YOU"

"in soviet russia car drives YOU"

"roses are red,
violets are blue,
in soviet russia,
poem writes YOU"

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reverse engineering

Dictionary.com defines it as:

The process of analysing an existing
system to identify its components and their interrelationships
and create representations of the system in another form or at
a higher level of abstraction. Reverse engineering is usually
undertaken in order to redesign the system for better
maintainability or to produce a copy of a system without
access to the design from which it was originally produced

Bill Gates reverse engineered the Macintosh 1986 OS to create windows '95. < that is an example of reverse engineering

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Reverse Microwave

a device that makes ice super fast; or beer icy cool real quick; or cool down pizza thats to hot so you don't burn the roof of your mouth.

"i could win the invention of the future contest, remember i made that reverse microwave?"

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