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Rockstar's Homework

In order to do Rockstar's homework you must pull down your pants and start jacking off while jumping on your bed

"Hey dude, so I've been thinking, do you wanna come over to my place and do some Rockstar's homework with me?"

by Gom_Bitti October 23, 2020


The Gameboy Rockstar

The Gameboy Rockstar is the most rated rapper/singer๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ.

The Gameboy Rockstar

by S.A NEWS March 12, 2021


Rockstar Dysmorphia

One with exceedingly capable Rockstar energy and abilities, who does not recognise this within themselves.

Cure: just grow up and admit it
Common side effects: overwhelming modesty, increased desire for snacks
Rare side effects: bad knees

Sue: "You know that guy, Darren or something like that? Yeah he has Rockstar Dysmorphia apparently"
Tony: "Who?"
Sue: "For fuck sake Tony you never listen to a word I say. This is why I'm divorcing you"

by actual rockstar December 20, 2022


Rockstar Nap

falling asleep after a hard night of partying which involved either heavy drug use or alcohol consumption and then waking up in a pool of your own excrement. i.e. vomit, urine, or feces.

Chad: Hey, has anyone seen Russell? he was snorting coke and doing shots all night long!

Matt: He's over here in the corner choking on his own vomit!

Chad: Oh snap! lay him on his side, dude is wakin up from his Rockstar Nap!

by white man in black suit September 11, 2010


rockstar syndrome

It's when all of a sudden a dork makes a change to his life/style and he thinks he's cool and superior to all and allows himself to be rude to others. Deep down, he's still a dork. It's similar to an AFC trying to become a PUA.

Ozren came to school with gel in his hair and nice clothes. Now he doesn't talk to his old friends. He is deeply affected by the rockstar syndrome.

by Alexander Williams November 30, 2005

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Tuba Rockstar

Suggestion that one REALLY blows. For use in meetings and on conference calls, company emails or IM's when:

1. An ambiguous or more politically or socially acceptable and less blatantly profane insult is required.

2. Suggestion that one is a enthusiastic fellatio expert.

Project Manager to person 1: Did you not read the standards?
person 1: I didn't know those applied to me.
person 2 to person 1: You're such a tuba rockstar

or

Guy 1: I finally got that chick in accounting to come over last night.
Guy2: Did you nail her?
Guy 1: No but I found out that she's a total tuba rockstar

by CTFO September 9, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pull a Rockstar

To pull a rockstar is to wet your pants in public.

The two youngsters saw the alcoholic man Pull a Rockstar in the middle of the center.

by StarLeprechaun October 23, 2011

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