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When you shoot peanuts out of your butt, and one lands in the ear of a disadvantaged black child, and the child dies, and you find five bucks on your way home.
"Yo Pedro, I performed 15 Hairy Ronalds today, isn't that swell?"
"Sure is, Gerald dude."
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(1.) Lovable mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain. Fondly remembered for selflessly providing food and fun to thousands of squalling brats (myself included). Known to have had the Magic.
(2.) Quietly assassinated in 1997 by order of the Health Nazis. The incident was quickly hushed up and the clown replaced with an android replica, which was subsequently reprogrammed to advocate "healthy" activities in the hopes of pacifying Herr Nader.
(3.) Popular target of jokes which were never even remotely funny.
(1.) Yeah, I remember Ronald McDonald. Nice, good-natured guy, good with the kids. Could do some damn good party tricks, lemme tell ya...
(2.) Down with the Nanny-State! Up with personal accountability! Remember Ronald McDonald!
(3.) Ronld McDnld=p3d0! LOL!
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Jerkin it. Masturbating. For a male it would mean to continously rub your penis until fully satisfied and eventually ejaculate. For girls it means that you rub or finger your pussy until satisfied and squirt if neccessary.
"Theres nothing like rubbing the ronald after a long day of work," says Andrew
Carmicheal says, "Holy shit guy, you can do that"
Lucy says, "Hey girls lets rub the ronald"
"Good Idea," says Carlita
"I'll get the lube" says Monica
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1. An advertising symbol for the McDonald's corporation, consisting of a red-headed clown that is friendly to children.
2. What the Ronald McDonald House is named after.
3. A hate fetish for college age neo-Marxist fruitcakes. See "McSpotlight".
"Looks like the protestors broke into a McDonald's restaurant and hanged a Ronald McDonald statue from a tree again."
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1.) The Conservative equivalent to the Liberal's Barack Obama.
2.) A figure surrounded by so much Conservative idolatry, Conservatives support water-boarding because "It's What Reagan Would've Wanted".
3.) A term used to describe the fine, fine line between "Democrat" and "Republican".
4.) The last of the Dynasty in the "Republican Party" (beginning with T. Roosevelt); helped spawn a caricature of its former self, as the party continually tries to mimic the 'Reagan Era', but to no avail (See 'Bush Administration' or 'GOP').
5.) Ties with Obama for "Most-Ado-Over-A-Human-Being-Who-Will-Always-Be-A-Mortal, No-Matter-How-You-Spin-It" Award.
6.) 40th President of the United States of America.
Conservative: "Why can't Obama be more like Ronald Reagan?"
Liberal: "Ronald Reagan was awful; he should have been more like Obama."
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33rd Govenor of California, 40th President of the United States.
Forgetful actor turned President of the United States who liked to eat Jelly Beans and participated in Star Wars, and the Cold War.
Me: Hey, Ronald Reagan want some Jelly beans? And how's that Cold War going?
Reagan: I don't recall. But I'd love some jelly beans, thanks!
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Eating a girl out while she is on her period.
My girlfriend is bleeding heavy this month, but I still gave her a Ronald McDonald.
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