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rubbing bacon

A euphemism for coitus.

Rubbing bacon... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


knee rubbing

The act of trying to massage another man's dick while across the table from him but coming short and caressing his leg.

Guy 1: dude! Stop knee rubbing me!

Guy 2: bro, I'm only trying to massage your dick. C'mon

by Drakeisacumguzzler March 23, 2016

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Emo rubbing

The act of having kinky sexual encounters with an above average male (7.5+ inches). The sex is rough, painful but yet very pleasurable for the female & male. Emo rubbing involves ripping clothes off, biting, clawing, hair pulling, scratches, wrestling around, and throwing each other against the wall. The male is often considered the emo rubber.

Hey bro, why are you and your girlfriend covered in bruises?" "We just got finished emo rubbing.

by JackYoSmith. September 1, 2010

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


face rub

A fighting manuever used when your opponent is too close to punch. A face rub includes anyone of the following: eye goudging, putting one's fingers up another's nose, twisting another's nose, pushing down hard on your opponent's face, grabbing their face and mangling it, any improvised pain inflicted by mashing one's face by grabbing and mashing.

Lorenzo and Sean fought until they fell in between the the trampoline springs, then they just gave each other face rubs until we broke it up.

by sonicturkey March 18, 2006

16πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Rub-Down

To rub/stroke someone to cause them pleasure, see massage, foreplay

I gave my ex a good rub-down because I missed her so goddam much.

by anonymous January 30, 2004

94πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


rubbing the elf

Female Masturbation
Also a Diesel Boy song

ann likes to play with herself
she likes frigging the clit, she likes rubbing the elf
she don't need a man they don't understand
all she needs is her right hand

by Stanley Spedowski May 22, 2006

19πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Rub

A part of foreplay where the male inserts his thumb into the vagina and the index finger into the rectum and begins to the rub the thin lining between the cavities. Add the tongue flip for maximum benefits.

Last night, I pulled out the dirty rub. I couldn't believe how loud she screamed.

by Scotty D April 11, 2006

76πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž