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Tight leather shorts with big elastic braces over the shoulder to hold in your boulders.
My friend makes words up drunk as fuck. He texts's another Oi wheres my Rum tuggers? I need them to play football tomorrow I feel naked with out them. we all look at him and thing WTF? Pip texts back Ill fetch them back I'v just shit them but they will be O.k
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The sound indicating the presence of a doodle-smacking monster on doodle jump, used to a) warn someone else of an approaching problem b) take the piss out of an authority.
a) Chick One: Hey Gloreen, you get my homework done?
(Teacher comes into view behind Chick One's back)
Chick Two: Diddley-rum.
b) Slacker One: Manager's coming.
Slackers Two, Three and Four: Rum-diddley-rum-diddley-rum.
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A chap that loves rum so much he will pour it up his bum
Dave loved rum but noone believed him so Dave did a rum chap and now everyone believes him
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Used during the mid 18th century onwards in reference to the British Navy's great tradition of allowing no women on their ships of the fleet. The time when a Cabin Boy would have to wipe more than a smile from his face!
Person 1: "What is this navy all about then?"
Person 2: "Royal Navy, it's all rum and bum!"
"Rum, sodomy and the lash"
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A rum and coke.
Guy 1: What you thinking for tonight.
Guy 2: Let's go down to Market Street Tap for some rum dums.
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Yes all of those are right but the sexual term is when you are having anal so hard that you cause her asshole to bleed and as you pull out you cum onto the now red asshole. You mix it all together with your dick making a reddish mixture. For an added bonus you take a cup and gather the liquid and offer it to her as 'red rum'.
"Dude, can you believe it! Your mom actually drunk the red rum!"
"Shannon wouldn't drink the red rum, so I poured it all over her face."
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