big sad

extreme or large amounts of depression

I am not feeling well today, I am big sad.

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Cosa sad

When a sad moment happends and you are left alone and in disappointment

Him: hey wanna hang out at the mall later
Her: i cant my parents say im not allowed to go with you
Him: why?
Her: cuz your older
Him: Cosa sad 😞

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Sadness Boner

When you get so sad you get a boner.

"I'll never bang Scarlett Johansson. *Sadness Boner*"

Funerals, break-ups, movies, and disappointing Christmas gifts are all causes of a Sadness Boner.

Sad Lumberjack

A person (generally male) who begrudgingly handles another man's "wood"

Jacob made me his Sad Lumberjack last night.

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Sad Satan

A game where you walk down dark hallways and disturbing audio plays in the background.

The original one contained gore and other NSFL things, you can only play the safe one where it is full of disturbing but

not gorey or disgusting imagery.

Fun Fact: The original one is actually very illegal to possess, so don't look for it.

Person1: Sad Satan is a pretty cool and disturbing horror game!
Person2: Damn you got balls to play that one...

im sad

me too bud, me too

"im sad"

:l

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crack a sad

Have a big sulk because things aren't going your way, or generally throw your toys out the pram, sook. General displeasure.

Often followed by the need to call a waaambulance.

Mark was forced to crack a sad when he came home to find out someone had eaten all his Crunchy Nut.

His computer cracked a sad when he tried to play Crysis on the highest settings