Saddle-slut

Some one with a profusely big nose and can not keep her legs shut and will suck your wallet dry. Almost like a suck-you-bus but one that puts out to a new guy every night spreading S.T.Ds.

Look out lads here comes a saddle-slut, keep your pants on and your wallets closed.

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Saddle Bags

Extra belly fat and skin that hangs down on each hip of a plump individual.

That Knob Goblin sure had some huge saddle bags!

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saddle back

To return to one's place of origin, if that place is in the country.

I'm rite dang tired of this citaay, I'm gunna saddle back to meh trailer in the woods and shoot me sumthin.

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Side Saddle

Leaving a turd beside the seat of the toilet.

He left a side saddle at that bitches house

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Side Saddle

An awkward or unorthodox method of sitting in a chair due to one's hemmerhoids flaring up.

Adam sits side saddle while typing at work

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Blazing Saddles

While fornicating with a fine biddy, pour tabasco on your dick and make the bitch ride your cock.

I took this chick back to my farmhouse and let her ride my blazing saddles.

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Blazing Saddle

Sexual position wherein a woman rides a man reverse cowgirl while he takes a dump on the toilet.

Tommy thought that he liked blumpkins, but when Suzie upgraded him to a Blazing Saddle, he found his new favorite position.

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