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This glorious act is when one's rage supersedes one's sensibility. Said person will clog up the sink in the restroom with whatever material is available. Then said person will drop a foul shit directly into the sink full of water. Said shit is left for the next person to witness.
Holy fuck, someone left the lost sailor in the work bathroom sink. I think it was Tony.
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Also known as a seifuku. A cute and attractive uniform worn by Japanese girls.
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When a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other Eye. Leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.
I blind sailored that bitch so hard she's on her way to davy jones' locker
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When a a group of crew members decide not to acknowledge another crew member.
Guys we can’t talk to Julia.. Sailors honor
The act of sticking a metal pole up a person's ass while dressed in a sailor outfit.
John Fajit wants to give Alexis a nice Sailor's Pole, but she wants it from Daniel instead...
A concoction created from any combonation of things to be used in any sentence involving anything.
Carter's mom loved my Sailor Stew last night.
A play on the stranger, in which the participant drops trow and places himself appropriately on a toilet bowl and then defecates. The participant then places his off-hand (the hand which he or she is not accustomed to wiping with) under his ass cheek until the blood in the hand has been restricted and the hand becomes numb. Unlike the stranger, the participant is not buffing the banana, but rather, attempts to wipe his ass with the numbed off-hand. If feces comes in direct contact through poor coordination or toilet paper misplacement, then the participant has become "messy sailor'd" and thus loses.
After tag-teaming Chavo's sister in the Home and Garden section, Jimbo and Pickles went to the K-Mart bathroom stalls and played a rousing game of messy sailor. Jimbo lost.