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When someone gets their booty hole licked while they piss.
Last night this girl gave me the best sandy ney in the family restroom.
A footjob from a female with gnarled up feet. Usually with bunions, corns and hammer toes.
While almost repugnant, you get off on them anyway.
I got a dirty Sandi from that prostitute. Years of streetwalking have beat up her old dogs but I still got a nut.
I was expecting that hottie to have sexy feet but that was not the case, those toes looked like curly fries. But hey I still got a dirty Sandi and creamed them piggies up good.
So first, you wanna take your girl on a date out to dah beach. Stay there, until the sun starts setting (so it's romantic). Then you wanna make eye contact with your girl while your girl rubs her pussy with sand and make sure it gets in there..really gets in there ;). Then rub your dick in the sand, and thrust it up in there (the Sandy vag). After you're done, pull it out.
Then you have a Sandy rat
I took my girl to the beach and I gave her the Sandy rat
When one uses sandpaper paper (40 grit) as a condom and completely annihilates her ass leading to her immediate death due to extraordinary blood loss
I used a sandy sombrero with a Spanish whore after the Carpenter's Convention last year. She died.
when someone forcefully shoves sand into your anus
Tom: You have a good time at the beach?
Dave: Naw, my girlfriend gave me a brown sandy after i dunked her in the water. I've been shitting sand all day.
The act of having a threesome on the beach. Foreplay including sand and water. The most common names of the people that do this are
Max and Jasmine.
Oh bro, you wanna find some hoe's and have some Sandy Karma tonight?
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A sexual maneuver. While fellating a particularly small penis, the person performing the Snifter cups the balls in one hand (much like one would cradle a brandy snifter), while also extending a finger to tickle the asshole of the person being Snifted.
I just got back from working in the office, and I gave my boss the best sandy snifter ever! I'm definitely going to be President some day!
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