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This phrase is mostly used when someone sees an image, text, or social media post and they begin to have a series of veitnam flashbacks so instead of saying: "*Vietnam flashbacks intensify*" they instead say "i'm scared" in reference to the way something made them feel.
In this scenario two people are texting:
Person A: I found something in my mom's sock drawer
Person B: i'm scared
Person B: what did you find
Person A: a dildo
Person B: FUCK I HAD EVERY RIGHT TO BE SCARED
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When a girl claims she's on her period to get out of having sex with you
She has a red scare in her Harry Truman -family guy
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when a woman yells at your penis until you get a boner
i was scared straight by the expensive hooker
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Someone who's gayer than aids
That girl is scare titties.
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When a girl thinks she may be pregnant, and takes a common drugstore pregnancy test to find out that she is not, in fact, pregnant. "Pink" is derived from the colours of the indicator stripes on the test, and "scare" is obvious as this is scary shit.
"Tanya slept with that guy last week and today she had a pink scare."
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When you are really getting into a good porn video and just when the video gets to the part where the woman starts to cum, the video cuts to a closeup of a penis cumming and screams, "You're masturbating to a penis!" It is one of the most traumatizing things that can happen.
Guy 1: I got cum scared last night and it was the worst night of my life.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You don't ever want to find out.
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The look upon lads face when they are scared shitless. When they are about to do something that frightens them.
Run at me Red Nut. Don't be a scared face or I will bite your nose off. Arrrggghhhh Red Beard.
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