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A Pizza box with no labels or logos to signify where it is from or what company made it.
John found a Schrodinger's pizza on the table during the party.
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The phenomenon when you don't know whether someone is circumcised or uncircumcised.
Girl 1: "...yeah it was just kind of a schrodinger's forskin kinda situation."
Girl 2: "ohhh so did you ever find out if we was circumcised or not?"
Girl 1: "no not yet"
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The process of determining if someone (or thing) is considered a victim, based SOLELY on the person/people who are defending said subject.
Often-times the subject would be considered a victim of a crime or a wrong, UNTIL the subject expresses an opposing view and/or it is beneficial to support them. Until, they remain a Schrodinger's Victim
So I heard that a popular celebrity did something totally inappropriate to this teenage kid, but I heard that this creep online is defending the teenager so I'm not sure if the celebrity actually did something wrong. Do you know who they support? It's a total Schrodinger's Victim scenario.
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The angry schrodinger is a sexual position which involves some messed up preparation.
First the male must obtain a cat, it is also important to note that the cat should be dead. The male now must find his victim very unconscious(which can be done by the administering of drugs or large blows to the head) and hide the cat in her vagina. Next the male reviews his understanding of the schrodinger wave equation and finally obtains the most permanent marker he can find. At this point the male needs to bend his victim over(preferably on tough rug so that her knees will hurt after) and go to town(town being the inside of her) repetitively.
Close to achieving climax, the male should grab the permanent marker and write down schrodinger's wave equation as big as he can on the girls back. Finally upon completion of his orgasm, he must turn her around so that she can see her vagina and begin to finger the girl and say, "so I guess it was dead," she will reply with, "what's dead?," he finishes with, "this cat." He now must pull the cat out as slowly as possible.
If the girl does not faint, she is on the tier of the most-fucked up people in the world, which luckily is a set that the male would also belong. This is how freaks find sole mates.
ProTip:While considerably harder, it is possible with a living cat, earning three times the points.
Bro1: "Why do you have a dead cat ?"
Bro2: "I'm planning on giving this girl an angry schrodinger."
Bro1: "That's fucked up bro, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
Bro2: "But its your sister."
Bro1: "I have to kill you."
Bro1 stabs Bro2, his sister and then kills himself.
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A person, usually a comedian, who depending on the reaction of the audience call their jokes "a call out to the deep truth people are too afraid to say" or "a satire of people who agree with the joke" when it's typically just offensive/shock humour.
An extension of Schrodinger’s douchebag.
James: That comedian on TV said black people shouldn't speak out about oppression!
Molly: She was making fun of people who think like that.
James: But she said on the news that she was calling out the truth?
Molly: Goddammit she's a Schrodinger's Comedian.
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you put a cat in a box and it'll experience a bruh moment but at the same time the bruh moment didn't happen
I can't decide wether this is a bruh moment or not, guess it's a schrodinger's bruh.
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A person who says stupid stuff without thinking and backtrack, delete their tweet/comment or private when they get backlash.
Douchebag: u gotta be ill to read berserk. LIKE WHERE IS THE ENTERTAINMENT IN THIS
Guy: Your time for the 'shitty take to private account' speedrun was 49:43:00.00 could be better
Douchebag: i went priv to stop the quotes so my mutuals wouldn't have to see..but that didn't help
Everyone: Ok Schrodinger's Douchebag
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