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Scrote-Brain

A chronic illness, commonly brought on by drug use, which is often seen in men. The afflicted men will behave in unusual ways, such as saying embarrassing or unruly statements.

Severe cases of Scrote-Brain can lead the afflicted individual to display physical behavior beyond rational explanation, such as digging through trash, hoarding, terrorizing the general populace, etc.

Scrote-Brain is thought to be incurable. However, some studies have shown positive results with the afflicted simply choosing to improve their lives of their own volition. Due to this mechanism, the recovery rate is both exceedingly miniscule, and highly random.

"Did you see that guy licking the pavement behind the KFC? He looks like he's got severe Scrote-Brain."

by The_sp00k January 12, 2022


uni scrote

A man having testicles so large that it appears as if it is one giant ball

My fiances uni scrote is as big as a softball

by cupcakebandit87 September 26, 2015


whips scrote

A totally awesome occurrence when your laughing so hard that your scrotum whips back and fourth!

Jon: says something super funny!
Jimithy: laughed so hard that he whips scrote!

by bbuttman October 26, 2017


Scrote Management

Delicate and intricate ways to maintain your scrotal hairs and perspiration to create the ideal scrotal environment. ie. shaving, waxing, powdering, applying lotion, cleansing, undergarment use, et cetera.

"I did not sleep with him because he was not up on his scrote management."

Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."

by SteadWhise October 13, 2014


Scrote

This is Aussie slang to call someone who is behaving like a real ball bag (scrotum). In other words, they are a dickhead, but to a lesser extent.

You have just shouted a round of drinks, and ol mate, let’s call him Johnno doesn’t want to cough up for the next one. You’d tell him, “come on Johnno, drag your carcass up to the bar ya scrote, ya know it’s your round mate, don’t be a dickhead all your life”! In which case said scrote Johnno would make haste to the bar, and return with an armful of amber liquid to be thirstily devoured by the boys. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 Now Johnno is no longer a scrote, Noice one Johnno🤙🤙🤙

by Matty Bro September 27, 2019


Scrote

A person who is cocky and annoying, often failing in what they claim to be good at

'Did you see that guy boasting about his throwing?'
'Yeah, he sounds like a scrote'

by Carl Sid man May 15, 2016


scrote

A shorthand pronunciation of scrotup

If its not a boat, or a coat, or a moat, it must be a scrote

by Somebody, but not Nobody March 11, 2022