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A person who takes too many selfies of themselves to such an extent that it takes up a lot of their time. They have a sexualized fetish in taking photos of themselves.
she's such a slag, I bet she texts lots of guys! what a selfie wanker!
A selfie taken without regard for safety, warning signs, clear danger, or common sense. Examples include Panther Protagonist, Yosemite Yokels, and Polish in Portugal.
Did you hear about the couple who stood on the edge of a cliff in Yosemite to take a picture? It ended up being a Suicide Selfie as they fell a thousand feet to their death.
Yesterday another person took a suicide selfie. A man was traveling on a train from Mumbai to Goa in India and fell out of the moving train while attempting to take a selfie, resulting in his death. When will people learn?
Yet again, this July 4th 2020, a visitor to the Grand Canyon decided the view was to good to resist. She then walked to the edge of Mather Point, pulled out her cell phone, and ended up taking a Suicide Selfie, falling over 100 feet to her picturesque demise.
Taking a selfie on a smart phone you stole.
My phone got stolen but I got it back from the cops because the rocket-surgeon thief did some selfie-incrimination.
When you're taking a picture of yourself and the device is casting a shadow on your face. Disrupts casual vibe in selfies.
Did you see Mary's Instagram? Like, totes selfie shadow.
A monopod for dumb people who need to ruin perfectly good pictures but sticking their faces over part/most of it. Created primarily to allow girls (mainly) to fit more fake friends in to a picture and to prevent issues with fat faces and picture distortion form holding the camera to close to the face, which are all symptoms of selfies held and arm length.
"I took a picture at a concert with my selfie stick - so you can see me having fun at the event and I can place value on myself based on this photo"
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The ability and competence to compose and capture a good, high quality selfie that is both flattering and impressive with the littlest of ease.
Person 1: "Here, let me take a selfie."
Person 2: "Damn, that's a great photo! You've got some strong selfie game."
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