Fap sesh

Frantically beating your meat until you have a Indian burn on your bald headed yogurt slinger

Brady had a wicked fap sesh bro.

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mopp sesh

To eat or "mopp" in a form or action of a session.

"Ho, you gonna go mopp sesh round two?"
"Man that roast turkey was one fat mopp sesh"

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Jam Sesh

When at least semi-experienced musicians get together and pull songs out of their ass, working all together non-verbally. Almost always involves hilarious bullshit lyrics.

Good jam sesh last night man, way to pull that riff out of your ass

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awk sesh

Short for "awkward session." Used to describe any extended period of intense awkwardness, or otherwise, a congregation of people, animals, or things that, collectively, are ridiculously awk.

When that guy walked in with no pants on, that was straight up awk sesh.

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Blanket sesh

An activity that occurs after a heavy evening of alcohol consumption. Upon returning home, instead of going to sleep, energetic students burrito themselves in blankets and discuss the highlights of the night's sesh, usually over a hot cup of tea.

Avid fans are also likely to take part in the blanket sesh prior to the night out during predrinks, swapping the tea for a strong vodka mixer.

After returning from a night out, Ricki and co encountered the empty sofa and several blankets. They put two and two together, and commenced the blanket sesh.

Full sesh

To get head, and then eat the girl out.

Johnny Blumpkin: Did you get dome sesh?
Phil Tapit: No, I ate her out after. It was full sesh.

Milk Sesh

when u n ur homies chug multiple pints of milk all at the same time. Bonus points given to the first person to make a joke about jugs. Every Thursday is Milk Sesh Day. Possible side effects include "milk shivers".

Person 1: Aw man I'm gonna be late for class! Can you lie and tell the teacher I was in the bathroom?
Person 2: Nah I'm just gonna tell him you were having a milk sesh.