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v. A blend of a shit and a fart, where one attempts to fart and accidentally releases a small amount of shit. Will often result in a dingleberry and/or a ruined pair of boxers.
Fucking gross man, you just sharted.
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When you get the felling you have to fart, and when you do, a little shit comes out.
1. Dude, can we leave?
2. Why
1. I, uhh, well i sharted.
2. ohh haha ok lets go...
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the act of which 1 disasterously shits him or herself in an attempt to push gas out their ass aka the hershey squirt
so you think youre kinda smart and you thought it was a fart.....
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to fart and shit ur pants at the same time but only a lil shit comes out
zebedee sharted because he dont fit in the shitter cause he is a fat fuck defined in as zebedee under z
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Accidental poo while farting
I sharted at a restaraunt and took immediate action. I was trying to discard my underwear in the bathroom but people kept coming in. I decided to discard my underwear and drop next to toilet on floor vs. being seen discarding underwear.
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a shitty fart
u heave out a treacle tart and find it out to be a big wet mass on the inside of your pants
naaasstayy
i squeeeeeeezzzed then oooop gotta run man i just sharted
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