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To be utterly appalled, amazed, or stunned.
Jesus: "Watch as I turn this water into wine!"
*water changes to wine*
Onlooker: " Holy shit, he really did it. I just shat bricks"
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Trying to take a levitating crap in a public restroom and getting poo on the toilet seat.
I have to go to the bathroom, but there is a large shat splat on the seat.
n. A person who smells like ass.
v. "shat-gnatting, shat-gnatter" The act of sipping another's duck butter through a straw.
v. That girls breath smelled so bad, it was as if she had been shat-gnatting all night.
n. Holy shit shat-gnat when was the last time you took a bath?!
a fun way of saying shits and giggles which will add some humor into anything because its so random and awesome.
Megan: hurhurhur LILY IM BRINGING MY CAMERA ON MONDAAAY :DDDDD
Stephen: Dont let her take pictures of you! she said she will shik to them!
Lily: WE BETTER LOOK LIKE DELICIOUS DRAG QUEENS THEN. FOR SHATS AND GAGGLES.
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A Fat Shat is piece of excrement that has built up so much pressure in its time in the small intestine that, on release, reaches a speed of over 35MPH. Fat Shats can often cause damage to the toilet, usually cracking the porcelain. Fat Shats are usually as large as a small football. It is common for Fat Shats to be released in someone's pants when they are hit by a strong force, hearing shocking news, or possibly just when one cannot possibly hold it in any longer
My mom had a Fat Shat and now we have to go to Lowes to get a new toilet.
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Term given to all Satellite Navigation devices designed for driving.
They are often lost, confused, incorrect and suggesting the user make a U-turn when possible. Examples include directing the user to turn left into a river, against traffic in a one-way system or directing HGVs down single-lane country roads, which has led to a new road sign being created to warn drivers to ignore their sat-nav.
Sat-Nav: "After 200 yards, turn right"
Passenger: "Dude, will you turn off your Shat-Nav, it's directing you into that river!"
Taking a raucous shit...an overly abrasive boom boom session. Usually happens after eating or drinking too much of one sketch product. Sometimes dairy products make one shat brack real hard.
Fuck dude, I just pounded mad swiss cake rolls and off brand american cheese singles-i'm gonna fuckin shat brack!
Last night I rocked 14 pints of Guinness and an industrial sized container of Crisco. Needless to say, I shat brack this morning mofucka!
Remember that time when Maurice got fired up on whiskey and shat brack in his pants?