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The act of trimming a man's giant mount of bushy pubic hair to a more appropriate length in order to make his junk look bigger and more presentable to the ladies.
Eddie finally decided to shave the dog after his ladies kept complaining about his massive gorilla salad.
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The art of forcing your penis into a mechanical or electrical pencil sharpener.
Mark used to be 7 inches, but after his dick shaving he’s a solid 4.
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(V.) When one engages in the act of shaving a females genitalia, to form a baby soft feel much like a dolphin.
"At work today, a girl came in and I totally shaved the dolphin!"
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Only a true man shaves his webbles.
Rob: Do you know how much that itches?..i hear.
Devon: You hear?
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Someone who is an asshole beyond an asshole- clean cut, well put together- and a total douchebag. Possibly closeted and hating the world because of it.
"Dude, Bob cut me out of that promotion I've been angling for for three years. I think he's blowing Wilson."
"What a shaved asshole."
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Much like No Shave November, but much more Indie. You must go the entire month of April without shaving. No exceptions.
Lucas: Dude, it's the middle of spring and you look incredibly haggard with your scruffy beard and flannel shirt.
Gabe: That's because it's No Shave April, man! I'm indie!
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vulva is shaved, the area on the flat of the abdomen just above the mons may not be, or maybe shaved in a pattern such as a Gucci symbol, a landing strip, a heart or the boyfriend's initial(s)
She has a shaved pussy with "JH" carved just above her mons.
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