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Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.
Wow girl! I was at a party last night and had way to much to drink and woke up shell shocked!
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A condition that occurs only in high school guidance counselors. Those affected will spend hours at grocery stores running tests on eggs looking for the perfect carton. They usually become angry when people suggest they mix and match the eggs.
Dante was about to call the cops on a Shell Shocked counselor in the Quick Stop, but a woman told him not to worry about it, because they always pay for what they break and clean up after themselves
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A west country term meaning caravan
I wish there was no bloody grockle shells on the road
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the muscles on a toned or muscular persons body where their abnominals meet the top of their thighs, creating the look of a turtle shell
damn that girl has a sexy turtle shell
her pants are so low cut that you can see her turtle shell
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cute & loving chimpmunk who loves to eat nuts! She likes football players! she loves to joke around and have fun!!!
morgan and dean love nut-shell!
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Sea shelling is when a man goes on a QUEST to cum inside of a girls ear.
The couple was going at it when Ben asked if he could sea shell Kelly. When she agreed she had no idea what was coming. She died of an ear infection a week later.
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When your girlfriend isn't around, so you decide to have sex with a turtle.
"Did you hear about Dave? He went Shell Knocking since Cathy's out of town!"