Grind then shine

To work hard for a long amount of time aka few months. While having no life. Then come out on top of whatever it is you do. Usually involving working at a job, or training for a sport.

Person 1: I just work a lot and don't have a life.
Person 2: Oh, so you are on that grind then shine.

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Shining Murphy

When you jizz a line down an Irish girl's back, and then you shove a potato up her ass.

French fries may be substituted for the potato, however, the whole carton must be inserted as well.

This maneuver lost some popularity in the Potato Famine of 1845 when the Irish realized,"Hey, we gotta eat that afterward and these are hard to come by."

"Molly couldn't poo for a week because her boyfriend Seamus gave her a Shining Murphy."

"Shannon was in the bathroom for an hour and a half pulling french fries out of her colon."

"I do so love your Shining Murphies, Patrick, but the mashed potatoes have acquired a strange taste recently."

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knob shine

the act of sucking a cock

dude 1: lisa gave me a knob shine last night, IT WAS AWESOME
dude 2:wow im gonna call her up tonight
dude 1:yeah do it, ill film

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Shine a light

An English Northern saying. Surprised exasperation. Similar to "Fuck Me!".

Shine-a-light, what the hell were you thinking!

Shine-a-light and fuck me, that'll never work.

It's fucking dull in here, shine a light.

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RiSe AnD sHiNe

Some plastic IDIOT decided to sing a little song I dont know her but who cares you can tell a barbie from a normal so she just ruined the saying rise and shine so now everyone is sad and depressed

RISE AND SHINE GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY IDIOT YOU ACT JUST LIKE FRIGGING CAILLOU

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Spit Shine

When masturbating, or recieving a hand-job, spit is put on the hands, and treated as a lubricant to stimulate the cock.

"My bitch gave me a spit shine lastnight, it felt so fuckin' good."

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I'm shining

The act of sexual intercourse, namely from behind--man's best friend's favorite position. During this act, rub your palm in a circular motion on said behind as if you're waxing a car or polishing a nice bubble butt. Also known as waxing--waxing that ass.

WIZ KHALIFA - Black And Yellow lyrics:
my girl left me cuz Im f-cking with some otha chicks
not a freak but she a redbone
this aint for one night I'm shining all week bro

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